WHO: Emet-Selch and YOU
WHAT: Body-swapping with Bakugou, testing new ingredients on hapless souls, and avoiding those eggs like the plague
WHEN: January
WHERE: Around Camelot and Elphame
WARNINGS: None


1. Body Swap (Camelot)

There's a new face manning the counter in Polydegmon's Lapidary and Brew today. Someone well-known for being loud and temperamental at the best of times. If he's not hunched over working on the setting of a new jewellery piece, he's outside tending to the horse in the shop's backyard. Oddly for those who know Bakugou, the boy is quiet and sullen today. At least, more quiet and sullen than usual...?

At the very least, he's definitely less aggressive than one may expect. Because when he notices you staring, he asks with only the barest hint of biting impatience in his tone: "Yes, can I help you?"

(If he nearly runs into you coming out of the yard, enjoy smelling that bucket of manure he's holding.)

2. Taste-Tester (Elphame)

Now back in his proper body, Emet-Selch decides to peruse these new odd, magical ingredients in the hopes it will inspire some new ideas for novel potions. He crouches in the snow, frowning between several of the little leeks. The faces drawn on their vial-like bodies is quite fascinating. He makes a mental note to keep them locked away from Hythlodaeus.

A little later, he can be found on the outskirts of the forest having cleared away a small patch of snow. A fire crackles merrily beneath his makeshift alchemy set-up, warming a small pot suspended over its flames. He sits on a stool nearby, either scrawling in a notebook or measuring something out from one of his pouches or packets of alchemical reagents. Should he notice someone who looks gullible enough, he catches their attention by raising his hand and calling out.

"Would you mind assisting me for a moment?"

3. Egg-sistential Crisis (Camelot)

"Will someone get this infernal thing away from me?!"

Those that look towards the source of the commotion are treated to a humorous sight: a grown man in a shirt and slacks running from little eggs with feet. Some may recognise him as the serial murderer from a few months back. Newcomers however may simply feel sorry for the poor man.

In any case, the fae of Camelot seem in no hurry to offer him help, leaving him to be cornered by the eggs down one of the streets. Help?

4. Wildcard

Have any other ideas? Feel free to PM me.